One of life’s great gifts is the ability to learn from your children, not just teach them.
I imagine women see me like the rusted-out sign to an abandoned drive-in and think, “I bet that was a lot of fun at one time.”
Mission Tiki Drive-In. Montclair, CA, It is a magical place.
Sad farewell to the great, great, great Christopher Lee. Rest in peace.
Congratulations to Ling Bouvier, AKA Liu Liu Gould, who graduates from 6th grade today. But… she’s… just… a…. baby!!!!!
The Tinkle Twins @ArdenMyrin and @danagould are back on 6/18! Get your tix now: http://t.co/bP4aeOXv3L http://t.co/2erTq7SQpS
elitropiagogo: Batman dancin’ We all should be this free.
Could not figure out which movie was more gloriously weirder, Mad Max: Fury Road or The Land Unknown on last night’s @Svengoolie. Then thought, “Why choose?”
Sometimes, at the end of the day, when the sun hits the mountain just right and the world looks like one big painting, I can remember exactly how it felt the first time I misjudged a fart and literally shit myself.
Penicillin. The Internet. Now this. When am I going to invent something important?!?!