So-Cal peeps – I’ll be on KCRW today at 2:30 telling a true Halloween story involving me, the police, eggs and a priest. Or stream it at: WWW.KCRW.COM/UNFICTIONAL
My daughter carved this. Then charged me ten bucks!
Halloween party aftermath: sugar-jacked, surly ‘tweens and leftover pudding graveyards.
I really have to clean out my cat closet.
Picking out a pumpkin is like picking out a life partner: you search and search for the perfect one, then bring it home and start pulling out its guts.