Dana On Twitter
- To free up seats for my remaining shows at the San Francisco Punchline, I have offered to stand the entire time. t.co/zRC2MPK5Wi Time ago 45 Minutes via Twitter for iPhone
- @jonahray @Biggsdb To the endless chagrin of Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski. But God, it's so perfect. Time ago 24 Hours via Twitter for iPhone
- Just at the point in my life when I stopped believing in miracles, I bought a T-shirt at Urban Outfitters that survived a wash. Time ago 1 Day via Twitter for iPhone
- As a kid who really wanted to meet The Hulk, I have a special place in my heart for women who want to fuck Kevin Spacey. Time ago 1 Day via Twitter for iPhone
- You: Woman with eyepatch eating a banana out of the dumpster behind CVS. Me: Rubbing my chest where Cupid's arrow struck... Time ago 1 Day via Twitter for iPhone
- San Francisco! Me! Live! Tonight - Sat! The Punchline! Tickets! Here! Exclamation Point! t.co/zRC2MPK5Wi Time ago 1 Day via Twitter for iPhone
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- Hey man I know you said that you weren’t excited for the new American Godzilla movie, and neither was I, but after the new trailer…I’m actually pretty excited. I was just wondering if you saw it, and if you had, what are your thoughts?
- I am not sure what this is, but I’m glad it is.