jackrubytuesday: This is kind of how I feel when I see this pop up as a meme. Flawless
In a world of incongruous disco balls, the lonely, forgotten disco balls hovering sadly over comedy shows are by far the incongruestest.
The descendants of this dinosaur started those little massage chairs at the mall.
Animatronic tour guide at the Discovering Dinosaurs exhibit. 21st Century America – even the robots are fat.
Throwback Thursday! Unearthed an old publicity photo from my first talk show, Toddlin’ Time.
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Looking for a story about a ventriloquist that ISN’T creepy? Keep looking! Actress Candice Bergen (Murphy Brown) is the daughter of famous ventriloquist Edgar Bergen. Edgar and his dummy, Charlie McCarthy were huge stars in the 30’s and 40’s. According to family friend Orson Welles, “For the first three years of her life, Candice had […]
The perfect gift for the young parent in your life who’s such a narcissistic douchebag they turn their own children into a little walking commercial for how cool they think they are.
“We need to invent a high-protein nutritional substance that can be produced cheaply and in large quantities to help the millions of malnourished people on this planet.” “Wait! I’ve got a better idea!”
I’m a MEME!!! (sniff, sniff)