Taking five 14 year-olds to Universal Halloween Haunt. Not sure I thought this through…
Don’t act so surprised, your highness. I love Minneapolis, so I’m coming back OCT. 13-15 Where? The Acme Comedy Co. Tix? www.acmecomedycompany.com
Hey kids, the new Pixies is out!
Reading is fun. #stanagainstevil #ifc ™@dook_nookem
Coming to YOUR TV Nov. 2nd on IFC! AND… join us at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery on Oct. 19th for a special preview screening and a Q&A with John C. McGinley, Janet Varney & me. Go here to go there: http://cinespia.org/event/stan-evil-premiere/
Just so we’re clear, you’re a pumpkin snowman that’s also a witch?
Workin’ on an idea…
The children’s hospital in Toronto is quite literally called Sick Kids Hospital. It’s across the street from the new Warty Penis Clinic.
Coming Nov 2nd, with a special sneak preview on Halloween night. View. Won’t you?
Me in three.