The descendants of this dinosaur started those little massage chairs at the mall.
Animatronic tour guide at the Discovering Dinosaurs exhibit. 21st Century America – even the robots are fat.
Throwback Thursday! Unearthed an old publicity photo from my first talk show, Toddlin’ Time.
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Looking for a story about a ventriloquist that ISN’T creepy? Keep looking! Actress Candice Bergen (Murphy Brown) is the daughter of famous ventriloquist Edgar Bergen. Edgar and his dummy, Charlie McCarthy were huge stars in the 30’s and 40’s. According to family friend Orson Welles, “For the first three years of her life, Candice had […]
The perfect gift for the young parent in your life who’s such a narcissistic douchebag they turn their own children into a little walking commercial for how cool they think they are.
“We need to invent a high-protein nutritional substance that can be produced cheaply and in large quantities to help the millions of malnourished people on this planet.” “Wait! I’ve got a better idea!”
I’m a MEME!!! (sniff, sniff)
Start the new year off right!
“Goodbye ‘13! The little baby we met last year at midnight is now a horrific old man, about to be ruthlessly slaughtered by a new cute baby, who will also age with grotesque rapidity, doomed to live an identical fate. And endless parade of decrepitude and bloodshed…”