If I had a time machine, I would get baby Hitler, and then use him as a club to kill baby Manson. Yeah, it would look weird in the moment.
Who goes to the drive-n in November? We do.
Found this in my mother’s bedroom, which explains why her nickname for me is “Mr. Hasselhoff.”
Thank you everyone at the Boston Comedy Festival. Truly humbled. My reign will be just!
Original flying saucer used by Ed Wood in Plan 9 From Outer Space. In my hand! (courtesy of Bob & Kathy Burns)
BOSTON. 1 NIGHT ONLY. FRI, NOV. 13th ME @ GREAT SCOTThttp://m.ticketmaster.com/Dana-Gould-tickets/artist/800338